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SarahLee was born into the Lee family on 5th May 1992.
She thanks God that before and after, there were the dates
5 November 1988, when JoelLee and
8 December 1996, when SandraLee were born.
At least the two dates give hope to the Lee family that unlike the middle child who will moost probably turn out to be a failure, there are bright hopes for the other two. Seriously, jokes aside? I loove my family to the moon and back. So maybe, I should just go bury myself under a pile of rocks and save the agony for myself, hmm?
Urgh, my karma in the past life must have sucked soo bad. What do you think, serial killer? Terrorist? Or maybe some evil clown who scares the guts out of little kids; that must be it.

Air Headed.

As of this very moment, NOW? I am contemplating on two main things.
Should I buy a hamster?
Okay okay I said I wasn't an animal lover but really, SandraLee's hamster is ohsocute. She ate a nut I gave her (: Ooh I get joy out of stupid things. However, I either choose to save a life, or satisfy my craving for a furry rodent. Because knowing me? There's a possibility that buying a hamster will ensure that it's lifespan doesn't exceed two weeks. And people, I'm saying this from experience.
Should I pierce my navel?
"Daddy? I might want to pierce my belly (:"
" o_O"
I guess my biggest fear now is that it might accidently get attatched to something and my whole tummy will come off bleeding insanely. I might die due to shock than loss of blood mind you. Urgh.

Anywho, my brain feels much lighter now. I feel content (: It just finished raining and the pool is going to be quuite chilly. I, am going to have fun.
Toodle-loo (:

One down, how many to go?

You know, after what just happened, I'm now questioning my cruelty. Or as I think would sound better, other people's insanity (: If anyone of you would know, I am NOT your typical animal lover. I'm proud to say that I don't hate them and wear faux skin but neither do I jumpwithglee at the sight of them. Sure I think that wearing an animal to cover your body ain't the prettiest thing to do but give me an animal and house work to do? There's a possibility I would choose housework.
So I rush downastairs to get my file which I left on the stairs ages ago. It's been there for weeks now and having developed procrastination out of Godknowswhere, I only thought of checking it, today (: Lifting it up, I scream a bloodcurling scream when I see a tiny scrawny baby lizard, stuck at the side of the stairs. Saving my file, I fly up the stairs and scream for my helper, Che2 Juvy. Heck no was that lizard going to eat me up o_O"
(Off topic for a while. I have this horrendous fear of lizards for godknowswhat reason. Hmm, wait I guess that's just proof that I AM a girl so yay for me. I think since young, when JoelLee and me were sitting at the table at the age of five eating soft boiled eggs for brekkie, he said a lizard could have fallen into the egg and I wouldn't know because it would have been boiled up, with lizards being slimy and all. Ever since THEN, I have never liked lizards and hah, neither have I thought soft boiled eggs are my cuppa tea. Back to the story..)
Che2 Juvy comes up the stairs and I scream for her to kill the lizard. Well, not scream more of yell over and over again;
"Omg, Omg! It's mooving! It'll reproduce and more will appear! KILL it!"
I half expect her to agree with me, that lizards have not much use on this earth and they're disgusting. Instead?
"I don't want to be a murderer you know! I'll put it in the pile of dried leaves outside then see what happens okay?"
I try and TRY to make her slaughter it, with boiling water or just crushing it but no, she doesn't budge ): So I satisfy myself with the thought of dearoldlizard possibly dying in the leaves and live with it.
We walk outside and all the way she's still looking at it like it's a puppy. I shudder when I see it squirming in the dustpan but my hopes fly up when we reach outside. Whee! Death to you lizaard! Giving it one final glance, Che2 Juvy tilts the dustpan and it drops into the bucket of leaves. But lo and behold, instead of expecting it to crawl about? It sinks to the bottom disappearing forever. She then goes;
"Oh no. It'll die if there's water at the bottom! I'm sorry dear lizard ):"
I however;
"Ahah! Suure die! (: (: "
I look at Che2 Juvy's face and she really seems sorry like she means it. THEN it hits me, that maybe, maybe in this body of mine? I have no compassion at all ): Hmm..
Oh well, at least that's one more lizard done with in my house :D Don't worry, if I don't like you I promise I won't throw you into a bucket of dried leaves, I'll get dear Che2 Juvy to do it for me. Hah.

Aims; Shoots.

Shoot me.
Just shooot me.

Wait, before you do that; I have something to say.
An oxymoron (IgotthisfromEugene) is something said in contrast, forming a sentence. An example of an oxymoron is A Skinny Sumo-Wrestler.
Another one is; Sarah wearing a LittleMissSunshine tee on a BadHairDay. Just thought anyone out there might want to know.
Okay, you may now pull the trigger.
(:

Maths, uses up alot of brain.

Ooh. I can finally say I'm proud of something I can do. Like remember what I was thinking three days ago in Maths class! Okay okay, you might say that remembereing not concentrating shouldn't be something to be proud off but heck, it's a staart! Now I know I can actually doo something that might, just miight provide a little entertainment to you (: Aah, making people happy just makes me ohsohappy. So you better smile, NOW.

I guess it all started when maths equations were sinking in about half an hour from the start. (2a+2b=77) I don't even know if that equation makes sense or is possible but it's just example so screw it. I then realised that my concentration sure is depleting. Seriously, I used to be able to get work done easy peasily back in form 1 and 2 but now, I can't seem to get my rump down a chair for a good half and hour. Hmm, Brian? Maybe it has to do with all the caffeine before huh? Or as I would better like to see it, maybe it's the lack of caffeine, NOW (:

I also realised that I don't like shopping in Malaysia. I don't know if the toomanytimes I've been to One Utama is starting to get to my brain but I heck, you can say I shudder when anyone suggests to go there now. Walking around is fun. But when you can't find anything? It starts getting depressing. Thank God I made a notsobad decision for oonce and decided to step in Forever 21. Aah, my restless soul was satisfied with all the colourful clothes there. But then again, if I chooose to be negative? The Forever 21' s in Singapore are soomuchnicer. So I'm sorry Malaysia for not supporting your economy. But shopping heaven for me? Lies in Singapore. Ohsobeautiful Singapore (:

On the more sentimental note, I played with the triplets one day last week. For those of you who don't know, Carolyn, Ashley and Ryan are the beeautiful triplets of my godmother, Aunty Julia (: and seeing them can make your hearly melt like snow on a plate of burning Bomb Alaska. I guess it really makes me wonder how it feels to have little children you know? Seeing Ryan's super tiny hands on mine, not even covering half of my palm, really got me to the point that I think God, should be crowned the worlds smartest artist. You sure make a heck load of wonderful from two tiny things joined from two different people. If you know what I mean (: Now now you, don't think naughty! Just on the extra note however, I'm planning to adopt kids when I grow up. I still have not defeated my eversopresent fear of labour pain. and also, I don't think my future husband( if I have one) will be too happy about me pulling his hair and screaming my lungs out at him, in the labour room. Heehee (:

Note: Boys reading this may want to skiip along to the next column. Or wait, I know you probably have that feminine side of you just longing to hear so? Baack to Forever 21, I told you I was there before? And that theclothers are colourful and you won't miss it due to the bright lighting and stupendously amaazing clothes right? (They should pay me for advertising. Or give me a 99% discount) Well I realised that
#1 Wearing green makes me look like a tree
#2 Wearing yellow makes me look really dark.
I guess I don't mind the tan look yellow gives but really, if I wear green? Buy me Christmas ornaments and stick them on my head and you could sell me as a Christmas tree in the month of December. Wait, if you want to save money? You don't need to buy the big star because I'll brush my teeth and smile for you so it'll glow, bright enough (:

After fantasising for a little while, my tuition teacher said to me "Understand Sarah?" And being the psychotic weirdo I just naturallyamborntobe? I shook my head and went "Err, I think so." What's wrong with me you ask? I have absolutely noo clue but just as she lifted her arms to write on the whiteboard again? I realised she has veery toned arms. Now now, she's probably in her late 70's. And then it clicked to me, that after alll her years of writting on whiteboards? I bet that's how she got her arms so toned. Hmm, maybe i'll become a teacher when i grow up. I not only will probably be smaart, but I'll have toned arms too (: Oor, I could just stick to swimming.

I also realised that with her big round glasses and messy tousled hair, she looks a little bit like the scarier version of Einstien. I remember when I was young, Joanne used to have a teacher she called 'The vampire teacher.' And for a while that got me a biit freaked out (: Heehee. She used to be in an investigation club with Joel Lee, Lauren and Christine. Hah! I suddenly remembered. I just suddenly realised I'm probably going to die if they read these posts too. Leave me roses on my grave please!

I concentrated for a while after the stare from my teacher and then, I got a back ache. Blame my bed for giving me a sore neck which makes the *crack* sound everytime I twist it. Urgh, I want a waterbed. The type that they fill with water and put fishes in. Wait, I might get paranoid that halfway through my sleep? It'll burst and I'll drown because a fish floats in my mouth, blocking my airway. I think I'll just stick to softer pillow, hmm ? (:

So yes, thankfully, class ended by then and I got out safely. Yes Joanne, my teacher didn't off all the lights and suck our bloood (: So there you have it. My thoughts in Maths class. See, Seee what happens when you leave me alone to think! and just to let you know in case you were wondering (: Apparently, my brain is serotonin depleted.Serotonin is the chemical that defeats stress hormones. The conclusion? I can get stressed veeery easily.

Sacole; My other half.

Because of heer, I can proudly say?

I have discovered the joy of walking down Orchard.
I have camwhored in Zara, Topshop and Forever 21.
I have imitated tourists and used my skills of BM (cough)
I have made plans to crash a hotel, go to Sentosa Island, rollerblade and sit on rollercoasters.
I have gotten blisters on my feet, with endless eversofun walking about (:
I have gone hunting for a speciific dress and succeded ( Hah, to go with a certain big belt. Like whoo?)
I have discovered butterfree pretzels.
I have tried gelato justforfun.
I have baked Blueberry Muffins.
I have spied on somebody in 7-Eleven.
I have imitated and lovingly mocked someone (High up in the skyy)
I have complained my heart out too.
I have eaten a soft serve from Mcdonalds (:
I have had a heck lot of fun with youu Honay!

To Nicole, Happy sweet Sixteen Babe (:
I love you more than eveer!
Don't worry, loads more crazy pics will come for all.
I know you want to see them right?
Yes, loads more :D

Love, Sarah.
The Grape girl (:

Take that (.)

You know, in my fifteen years of existance on this earth? I've discovered alot of weird and unusual things I like. From discoballs to the sound of rain when it falls, somehow? I get a sense of serenity and amusement from these things. So, here it goes. I like it when I wake up in the morning to heavy rain.
I like it when it's cold and I'm under the blankets, get out of bed and wear my fuzzy bedroom slippers.
I like it when I awake to the smell of pancakes coming from the kitchen.
I like it when daddys comes back from work and the whole family sits around the table talking about absolutely everything under the sun.

I like it when I see old couples outside holding hands.
I like it when I see little kids play around in the supermarkets while their parents go "Careful you'll break the glass!"
I like it when I see guys carrying bags for their girlfriends.
I like it when I see a Daddy and his little girl sitting outside a cafe, sipping thier drinks.
I like it when I see a Mummy try to pull up her teenage boys pants.
I like it when I can talk to someone I'm really close to about anything under the sun.
I like the atmosphere of sophisticated cafes.
I like the atmosphere of cafes with old fashioned teapots.
I like it when my grandfather has to watch 'Drake and Josh' when my sister has oned the television.

I love the idea of sitting on the beach watching the sun set.

I love the idea of walking by a pier at midnight with a special someone.
I like the idea of camping outside under the stars and waking up with a somewhat backache the next day (:
I love it when snowfalls.
I love the idea of being around a cosy fire on Christmas Eve, waiting to open presents.
I like the fact that I tried to write Santa a christmas note, telling him I want it to snow on Christmas Eve when I was five.
I like the thought of people eating smores.
I like the fact that I can do a bridge and somewhat a cartwheel (:
I like seeing baby puppies snug around thier mothers tummy.
I like the fact that everysnowfake, fingerprint and strand of hair is different in it's own way.

But I guess right noow?
I like the fact that pictures are capable of saying a thousand word.
Because frankly speaking?
I'm so bummed out I don't know what else to say.

Grr.
Do not, I repeat; Do NOT. Touch my angry nerves now.
Like a volcano? I could blow up and kill you at any moment.
I'm so tired of you I couldn't even lift up and ant if I wanted too.
I'm so annoyed with you? I rather be stuck in jail rotting with rats.
I feel like yelling my lungs out, but then I won't have any voice left to scream at you.
I feel like crying my eyes out, but they're already swollen like goldfishes.
Go away, Go away, Go away!
No wait, come back because I don't know which part of you I want gone yet.
Somebody freezed my brain because I sure feel numb.
Maybe if, I believed in karma? The person in my past life would have been a total piece of shi*.
It's not fair how I know you but noone else does.
I'm fed up with you, but even more with me.
So there, take it or leave it? I have no idea which WHO, I'm talking too.

Swoon.

3 Posts. 1 Night.
I broke a record, didn't I?
Anywho, I know I got taaaged :) So there.
1. Best place to cry?
On my bed, on my pillow, with the air con on and under the covers.
Or someones arms'll work too (:
2. The thing you love the most:
I loove beeing happy and making people happy.
No I have not turned into a weird Barney lookalike but seriously, who needs anything else if you can have .. happy? (:
3. Ever hate someone so bad?
I don't think it's hate.
More of annoyed and VERY. Hah!
Like the scumbag in Prison Break who 'ma-fan'-ed Wentworth Miller.
Icky Teeabag.
But no, I don' think I've ever hated someone SOO bad.
4. The biggest lie you heard?
Eating long beans will make you grow tall.
Ppft, they just make you fart alot.
5. Ever lied to someone you love the most?
Is staring at the person till they get the truth out of you considered lying?
I didn't tell them but they found out anyway. Hmm.
6. Ever given a slap to someone?
Yess!
I remember when I was 9 I slapped my brother in a fish and chips restaurant in Aussie. It was an accident because when I wanted to touch his cheek, he kinda moved so the both forces cause a slap (: Oops, wrong smiley ):
7. Last time u cried?
Yesterday.
8. Biggest crush?
Lol.
If I tell you I'd have to kiill you.
But nono, now I'm very happily single (:
9. Last memorable song that you've heard?
When you're gone - Avril Lavigne.
10. Reasons why you hate someone?
I guess being a perfectionist, it gets me annoyed when the person doesn't turn out the way I want him/her to be exactly. But then again, I guess that's like wishing a pig could fly huh?
11. What do you wanna say to someone that you love?
I guess I'm hoping the person will say something to me first. Because heck honay, I have noone i really need to love now. In thaat way you know?
12. Who is the most blur person u know?
Joel Lee.
13. Have you EVER failed a subject at school?
Erm, I sure hope not. Is 50 considered a fail?
14. What's on your mind?
Pancakes. Singapore. Nicole. Music and Lyrics.
Now don't you get me started because you'd be up all night (:
15. What is it that you REALLY should be doing right now?
Technically speaking, sleeping but because I'm not going to school tomorrow?
I could be painting my dog bright pink for all I care.
16. Who are your best friends in the world?
My family.
17. Honestly, are you a good friend?
That? You have to tell me. I sure hope so though.
Oh man, now I feel queasy ):
19. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Making people happy.
A low-fat Cherrychino Frappuchino.
Being comfortable in my own skin.
Random conversations.
.. Being happy makes me happy. Does that make sense?
20. Honestly, what are you so sad about right now?
Don't you get me started you horrible 'kay-poh-chee' :p
21.What song are you listening to right now?
Someday We Will Know - Mandy Moore feat Jonathan Foreman.
22. Who do you want to meet at this very moment?
Hugh Grant.
Nicoole (:
23. Where do you like to be kissed?
This is a baad question. Are you referring to physically or the place?
Anywho, I'll let you know when my lips get puckered up by someone. Hah, have fun waiting for a loong time. Do some crosswords puzzles if you want too, or Sudoku? (:
24. Who/what do you wanna hug right now?
Oh no.
I have no idea ):
Man now I feel depressed.
Maybe I'll hug a tree?
25. Who do you wanna tag?
Wentworth Miller and Hugh Grant.
And hey both of you? Number 19 better state my name in clear big bright pink font (:

I went to One Utama and saw a MAN having his toenails done. In a nail parlour.. A MAAN o_O"
I stopped a moment and then got my explanation when I saw a woman next to him in the bright pink chair; His WIFE, must have dragged him there by terrifying him with HER manicured long fingernails.
I'm claustrophobic. Even when I play basketball with people, my heart gives out little jumps and I squeal, everytime someone tries to block the ball from me. My best bet if I want to join the NBA? Is to practice my screams, and master them reeal well.
I Loove colours, but black and white pictures really get my attention.
You know, I think I migght be starting to feel a little anti- Starbucks. It's either I start supporting Coffee Bean instead? Or I learn not to be drawn into this commercialism too much.
I couldn't sleep in bed last night. So I on-ed my Ipod and watched Music and Lyrics. Now, I have this think for Hugh Grant; British guy with a todiefor accent. As stupid as he may sometimes seem and though he's a tad bit too old for me? "Hugh Grant? I'm sure you were a hunk backk in your time (: "
www.cuppacakes.blogspot.com
Rachel Ho. It's all your fault now you exposed me to the loveliness of being able to personalize your own cupcake. Aren't they pretty? I LOVE PERSONALIZED CUPCAKES ESPECIALLY WITH MY NAME ON IT. What? Noo, of course I'm not hinting to you (:
I woke up this morning from having a bad dream. The earth was soo heated up and global warming was killing all the humans. In the dream, the sun was scorching hot you could even cook an egg on my head, though it was 9.30 at night. We had no water in my house and the loos weren't able to flush. So people, save mother earth. Stop smoking and doing heaty things that cause the rise of temperature! An no, I'm not turning hippy. I just do noot like hot weather, at all.
Which in turns leads to this; My lips are cracking baad.
If I had a kitten? I'd name her Missy. Unfortunately, kittens grow to become Cats; and that means they get bigger ): *Shudder*
My toilet window was opened. And apparently? Daddy said he can hear me singing to Christina Aguilara's 'Candyman'. Don't laugh, I know you do it tooo (:
I'm starting to count the glasses of water I drink everyday. Apparently, you're supposed to drink 8 glasses and I think I reached 8 today.(: Excuse me while I now go take a leak.
I woke up and went downstairs that day and guess what I saw. A rat. Daddy wanted to beat it till it died but used the 'notsocruel' way instead by emerging it completely in a bucket of hot water. Urgh, I like pretty things and seeing a rat loose consciousness then sink to the bottom after flailing around in the bucket? Is not a pretty sight. I shall go rinse my eyes with soap now.

Grr. I have curently hit point lack of inspiration.
Excuse me while I hit the sack and knock some sense into the serotonin depleted brain of mine. I will be back and yes, I will be making more sense then.
Toodles (:
... I just remembered! (:
Leaving for Singapore tomorrow? I am going to have V for Vendetta, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift, Drumline and Music and Lyrics on my Ipod to keep me company because of JoelLee. ( Thank you Boi) For four hours? Can you sense my glee? Jooy.
NOW, I say toodles (:

I really don't know what to say.
Buut ..? I know you will be entertained by pictures.
"Dear God, Please tell me I haven't lost the touch of blogging (: Amen."
And here it goes!

YF Girls' sleepover.

At first I though, okay I'll list out all the names in the picture. But then I knocked some sense into my brain and figured that not only will I confuse MYSELF, you probably wouldn't really care anyway. What I WILL say though, is that the girls, had a great time and yes we learnt alot of stuff. Well, I did. Like for example, although I can't change the size of my nose? At least I can still smell. And although I wake up with big puffy eyes, and no double eyelids at times? At least I can see where I'm going and don't fall down the stairs, leaving a big scar on my forehead.. right? So really everyone, you might say I talk the talk but don't walk the walk? But loove yourself, because I guess at the end of the day, noone can really look like Barbie or your neck will break(scientifically proven!). So make the best of it (:
Oh, and while the boys had to make their own steamboat?
We, had Italiannies :D

Kuman.

Name : Germaine.
Also identified as Germ.
Last seen with rose petals and slimy stuff on her face.
You won't go wrong by identifying her by her giggle.
If spotted roaming the streets in fits of laughter, please return her to Sarah Lee.
She is, mind you.. VERY dangerous.
Happy belated Germaine Tay Vern Li.
I love you more than you loove covering your face in yogurt. Hah (:

A MSN conversation box just popped out on my screen.
On it's display picture, it says;
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
And heck, it is very true.
Apparently, the front wooden door of my house cracked because last week, I had a bad hair day at 7am before school; Ohsowonderfull school. Hah! Mummy and Daddy? Blame that instead of me please (: